Why Isn't There a "Pregnant Sexy?"

It's my birthday today! And what better way to celebrate than by reminding myself, that yes, I AM sexy. Thanks to The Anti-Drama Queen for posting this quiz on her excellent blog.

You Are Sensual Sexy You exude a luxiourous sensuality in your everyday life Turning heads every where you go, it's all about your sexy attitude. You're naturally hot - gorgeous in both sweats and stilettos. Your biggest problem is that your utra sexy self sometimes scares men away. What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz

According to yournewromance.com, I am "sensual sexy". This is quite a confidence booster for me, as the last thing I feel in my bloated, heavily pregnant state is sensual. It's nice to be reminded that my body doesn't exist only for gestating.

However, I can't help but think that my results are somewhat skewed by limited options. For example, under "What do you sleep in?" there wasn't an option that said "Ginormous, grandma-style pregnancy/nursing bra with pads to soak up leakage," so I had to go with "Lacy cami and boy shorts" (which I would wear if I was shaped like Hilary Swank and wasn't about to start lactating.) Under the question about "What do you do to cope with a breakup?", I would have chosen, "Eat an entire super-sized jar of Kosher dill pickles" but the closest choice was, "Take a long warm bubble bath," which is also true, because I love taking baths. Lately I've been known to eat pickles while in the tub, which grosses Eric out to no end. If only he knew how SENSUAL it was!